I’m slowly losing my goddamned mind. Can’t sleep because of the ensuing terrors if I do, and I’m miserable when I’m awake.
Trying to explain how calling a man who wears panties a ‘sissy’ or a ‘female’ is NOT okay to a gay man who thinks it’s funny. I hate people sometimes.
Examples of how a normal 23 year old male brain works:
Oh, shit. Did I leave my iPod in my other jeans?
I need to wear a coat. It’s could outside, man.
I should probably walk the dog before he pees on the rug.
Examples of how my brain works:
“Maybe we can play xbox or something and talk about girls. Maybe I can bring my xbox, too. Does he like Halo or Gears more? I bet his ass tastes like candy. Probably Gears.”
“I can see his dick in those jeans. Is that a problem? It looks like a blaster rifle handle. Pew pew pew pew. Gimme yo dick, Elite scum! Pew pew pew pew. I bet he smells like cinnamon right now.”
Finally at 100 followers. How anticlimactic.
I have this weird thing, where every time I hear someone say the word ‘Republican’ or ‘Conservative’, it’s automatically replaced in my head by Red Foreman saying, “Dumbass”.
Hope is useless and no one ever changes. Fuck this.
I got 99 followers and a bitch ain’t one.
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.