Maybe I’m crazy, but I believe the tree looks healthier only four days after I bought it. I love my little bonsai. 

It’s like 5am, I’m dead fucking tired, and I can’t stop wondering if I’m an actual plant hoarder. Like, not in the bad way. Just because I have such a love for houseplants. Okay, so maybe that’s a bad way all on it’s own. I’m one of those people who refers to his plants as his babies, mainly because I coddle them the way you would a sick child. When riding home with my new bonsai today, I held it in my arm like a child so it wouldn’t have to sit on the ground. And after looking at Tumblr pics of succulents, I’ve found out that my thirst to own every succulent plant ever hasn’t been quenched yet. So. Fuck. At least I’m good at gardening? Idk. Is this normal? Do people other than me have this sort of obsession and honest to God LOVE for their plants/gardening? Or is it just my crazy ass? 

fridgeprose:

I want to fix all house plants

Every day of my life. It seems like every time I go into a friend or relative’s house, they’re doing it WRONG. And then I want to tell them exactly what they’re doing wrong, and how to fix it…. but I don’t, because I don’t want to seem like some freak show plant whisperer. 

fridgeprose:

I want to fix all house plants

Every day of my life. It seems like every time I go into a friend or relative’s house, they’re doing it WRONG. And then I want to tell them exactly what they’re doing wrong, and how to fix it…. but I don’t, because I don’t want to seem like some freak show plant whisperer. 

My new little Fukian Tea bonsai. Isn’t it gorgeous? Anyone who can give me tips and pointers on shaping is more than welcome to! 

My new little Fukian Tea bonsai. Isn’t it gorgeous? Anyone who can give me tips and pointers on shaping is more than welcome to! 

The best part of owning Hostas and having them planted around your house is the occasional little purple flowers. They’re beautiful. 

The best part of owning Hostas and having them planted around your house is the occasional little purple flowers. They’re beautiful. 

The last of my hen and chickens plants. An Ohio Burgundy. 

The last of my hen and chickens plants. An Ohio Burgundy. 

Another little hen and chickens plant of mine. A Lady Kelly. Love it’s pink colors. 

Another little hen and chickens plant of mine. A Lady Kelly. Love it’s pink colors. 

Molten Plastic Snowman. #plastic #plant #art #christmas #snowman #frosty #wv  (Taken with instagram)

Molten Plastic Snowman. #plastic #plant #art #christmas #snowman #frosty #wv (Taken with instagram)