> Find neat recipe for caramel apple cookies. > Make caramel apple cookie dough. > Put dough in freezer until more solid. > Forget about cookie dough until almost 10pm. > Get exhausted with the idea of doing things. > Eat cookie dough with spoon while watching King of the Hill. > Be disappointed with self. > Eat feelings.
Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to...
alltheselokifeels: But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet. The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards. All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed. i want to know what it is so badly
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
thefudge: cheryl1967: slow-roasted-idiocy: awesometriathlon: catgh0st: Let’s see who’s over 18 I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up. I’m almost 46. I saw it when it first came out in 1970. i love how “SEEN” is emphasized, like what, you think some of us TASTED “The Aristocrats”? Well, seeing how you misspelled the title, I’m assuming that you might...
nutrientnatalie: little-uno: thatstoomainstream: It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful. This may have just changed my life. Wow
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
piglii: piglii: 221becquerel:
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
Jawlines and Cheekbones: kennedyclintonkat:... →
kennedyclintonkat: metatron walks into a random office in heaven and sees a dozen desks situated in a half-circle facing the door. it’s odd, though, because the large leather swivel chairs all have their backs situated to him. “hello?” he calls out, hesitantly. as one, the chairs swirl around, and metatron feels himself pinned with the righteous, furious gazes of nine people, all with their...
odd2oul: to people who haven’t unfollowed me
allmustliveandlearn: magesticturtles: high-functioningginger: Dear Whovians, You’ve been wonderful to us in our time of pain and since you have the finale tomorrow we want to return the favor. Here’s some tea(I figured you’d need the strong stuff so I left the bag in) Some Jammy dodgers And last but not least a hug With love, The Supernatural Fandom This is the most beautiful...
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: a book about my reaction the the spn finale
high-functioningginger: And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.” And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more. Chuck 8:23
divascreech: i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you do not let people tell you that you should respect oppressive or intolerant views and do not let them make you feel guilty when you don’t fuck them
a-little-feathery-bird: mapalap: hallucifer: jardestiel: kevinstoledeanspie: hallucifer: people who can eternally fuck themselves: metatron metatron metatron metatron metatron metatron metatron metatron metatron and metatron you forgot metatron hey what about metatron im pretty sure I got him no you missed metatron you guys how did you forget metatron
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.– Meredith Grey (via erraticintrovert)